Like A Tree Breathing Through Its Spectacles

sofdp:

dianapoo:

The modern woman.

pretty much

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Happy Mother’s Day!

draculas-cigarette:

I’m finding this a lot more hilarious than is normal

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bl00d-0n-the-walls:

weareallmad-here:

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methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

wait I’m not the only one who did this?

omg I did this all the time

I still do this sometimes o.o

Yeah, still do this.

MINE HAD A SKATEBOARD TOO.

Mine was on roller blades. Also, sometimes my fingers would shoot lazers and I’d slice houses right in half, though I’d try to avoid people, but sometimes I’d mess up AND THEY WOULD DIE!

mine was on a horse

i

 never did this. was i the nly one who didn’t do this?

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five stars for Bunedict Carrotpatch

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skuboglesby:

why pay money for a horror game when being an adult is free

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